“Me… Jog? Pffffft… If you see me running. “That awkward moment when you still can’t understand someone after they have repeated themselves about five times.”Ģ0.
“I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people? “Alright now get in the basket.”ġ9. “Don’t text me while I’m in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my whole text…”ġ8. “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF”ġ7.
“Exercise? I thought you said “Extra fries”ġ6. “Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” the little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”ġ4. Imitated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human it was physically impossible. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. “Never argue with children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.”ġ3.
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“You’re so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous”ġ2. “I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!” Best Minions Quotes images | Minions quotes, Minionsġ1. “I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!”ġ0.
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